How to do winter, part 1

TomTom sent me an email today, titled "stay safe on the roads this winter". I clicked on the link in anticipation, having been warned by work friends of the many dangers of driving in the snow.
I was looking forward to an informative video of how to winter-proof my car; what to do if I encounter black ice, and all other manner of helpful hints and tips.

I got this...

Considering my job is driving around all day assessing people in their homes, I should really look into that damage protection waiver on the car hire.

My poor mother's not going to be able to sleep until March.